AI ChatGPT generated communication to accompany the AI generated cars above
"Dear Misfortunate Customer,
We hope this letter finds you well and in a good mood, because we have some fantastic news! Your brand new Lotus sports car will be delayed yet again! We know, we know, you've been waiting for what feels like an eternity, but trust us, it's worth it.
We understand that you're probably feeling pretty excited right now, so let us clarify: the delay is not due to any issues with the car itself, but rather to the Brexit and the supply chain issues it caused. You see, since the UK left the EU all the parts we needed to build your car got stuck in customs and we had to bribe some officials to get them out. But don't worry, it was worth it!
In the meantime, we suggest you start practicing your victory dance and planning the outfit you'll wear for the big reveal. We recommend something flashy, to match your new car and the price of the bribes we had to pay.
We apologize for any inconvenience this delay may cause and thank you for your patience.
Sincerely, Lotus Chat GPT
P.S. If you can't wait for the car, we recommend investing in a cardboard box, a marker, and some imagination. It's the next best thing!"
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