Redefined SOON

[Leonard]

Search your feelings Leonard, you know them to be true!

Don't tell me, tell Tom!
I'm basically Han Solo drifting through the force, Lotus light and dark
As long as the Emira does the kessel run in 12 parsecs I'm happy

 

[Wordy McWordface]

Don't tell me, tell Tom!
I'm basically Han Solo drifting through the force, Lotus light and dark
As long as the Emira does the kessel run in 12 parsecs I'm happy

Oh dear.
Lotus = enthusiast = geek = Star Wars fans?

I'll update the dictionary now

 

[Rainier]

Don't tell me, tell Tom!
I'm basically Han Solo drifting through the force, Lotus light and dark
As long as the Emira does the kessel run in 12 parsecs I'm happy

If it has enough gas stations on the route it will do it in 12 parsecs (being as it is a measure of distance )

 

[Leonard]

If it has enough gas stations on the route it will do it in 12 parsecs (being as it is a measure of distance )

Damn I cant argue with that, as I feel you have may have out geeked me

 

[digilotus]

The first showroom-demo Emira at my dealer is also of poor quality.

What was wrong with the demo?

 

[EspritGuy]

I'd be lying if I said I have the
Pinocchio version.

 

[emiraspain]

Well, I wish, because mañana in Spanish means exactly tomorrow !

i am guessing the definition for "soon" by Lotus is closer to the expression in Mexico "ahorita mismo", which literally is "right now", but in practice is "sometime in the future depending on the mood"
32 years ago, during my honeymoon at a hotel in Mexico, I asked for a "piña colada", the waiter replied "ahorita mismo", therefore I was expecting it in less than 5 minutes, it turned out "next day"
Thanks God I was busy with my newly wed tasks!

shopping for cars online?

 

[Bilbao-Emira]

shopping for cars online?

ha ha ha, you know what I mean!

 

[Marv]

What was wrong with the demo?

Interior was alcantara with yellow stitching. The stitching in some parts were not „German“ exactly. And especially the areas around the inner sill panels were partly loose / not properly installed. Also, there is need for new software because the trunk did not open. But I get used to this software point. Seems usual at all brands at the moment.

Overall the quality was good and the cars looked fantastic but loose parts in an dealer demo showroom car?! And no information about when getting the car (maybe winter time on semi slicks and no option for home delivery) + car deliveries to customers who ordered way later…

 

[TomAce]

Also, there is need for new software because the trunk did not open. But I get used to this software point. Seems usual at all brands at the moment.

Funny, I thought I was the only one not beeing able to open the boot. I just wanted to have a quick look into the boot, but it didn‘t open. The dealer also told me how to do it, but the button on the key just didn’t do anything.

My dealer also has no information when the dealer demo will arrive, the car I was able to sit in was a customer car as he told me.

 

[eriegz]

Funny, I thought I was the only one not beeing able to open the boot. I just wanted to have a quick look into the boot, but it didn‘t open. The dealer also told me how to do it, but the button on the key just didn’t do anything.

My dealer also has no information when the dealer demo will arrive, the car I was able to sit in was a customer car as he told me.

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See everyone, at least they still have the slogan on the key!

 

[TomE]

See everyone, at least they still have the slogan on the key!

Changing it would have pushed delivery into 2023

 

[EspritGuy]

Changing it would have pushed delivery into 2023

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