Woohoo! 5% discount coming to UK buyers?

[ADC]

I agree, but sadly the quality just decreases with each passing idiot.

Sigh. I wonder, does integer underflow apply to IQ?
Arithmetic underflow - Wikipedia

 

[prestonc]

Folks, just sounding the politics warning bell before this strays too far

Just makes a change to see moaning about the country's leader, rather than Lotus CS.

I'll get back in my box and drink my wine now.

 

[ADC]

Just makes a change to see moaning about the country's leader, rather than Lotus CS.

I'll get back in my box and drink my wine now.

5% cheaper wine!

 

[prestonc]

5% cheaper wine!

Hooray. Oops, sorry. Sshhh

 

[TomE]

Just makes a change to see moaning about the country's leader, rather than Lotus CS.

I'll get back in my box and drink my wine now.

There's wheel gap and First Edition badges to moan about too, we're not short of topics!

 

[ADC]

There's wheel gap and First Edition badges to moan about too, we're not short of topics!

That bloody badge on the dash... argh!! where's my discount wine!?!

 

[Bilbao-Emira]

There's wheel gap and First Edition badges to moan about too, we're not short of topics!

and territorial moaning about dealers!

 

[Leonard]

But we had comedy, now we don't even have that...

At least she thinks she's funny...

 

[EspritGuy]

5% cheaper wine!

How did we get on a vat of wine?

 

[ADC]

How did we get on a vat of wine?

I smell a group buy opportunity...

 

[dzernski]

I smell a group buy opportunity...

But is the vat of wine now 5% smaller and therefore less to go around?
I'll get my coat, followed by a straw and some box wine....which should potentially be taxed as an essential rather than luxury good given the present situation.

 

[ksegg]

I had to look up "Liz" to figure out what the initial post was about.

As an American, I'm curious why the UK has, since David Cameron, gone through more PM's than usual. I can't even keep up with who the PM is anymore.

 

[prestonc]

I had to look up "Liz" to figure out what the initial post was about.

As an American, I'm curious why the UK has, since David Cameron, gone through more PM's than usual. I can't even keep up with who the PM is anymore.

It's quite simple.
There's been a parts shortage for some time now. All UK prime ministers have been rushed out with left hand drive parts instead of their correct right hand drive parts, just to get them on the road.
This is fine for the short term, but they soon start getting confused and they end up driving on the wrong side of the road. Then they crash, leaving a trail of devastation and destruction in their wake. Fortunately for them, the airbags are fitted, and work really well, so they walk away from the crash completely unscathed.
They then sue, receive a massive payout and live happily ever after in a massive house with other previous prime ministers sitting on red leather benches.
The end.

 

[Leonard]

It's quite simple.
There's been a parts shortage for some time now. All UK prime ministers have been rushed out with left hand drive parts instead of their correct right hand drive parts, just to get them on the road.
This is fine for the short term, but they soon start getting confused and they end up driving on the wrong side of the road. Then they crash, leaving a trail of devastation and destruction in their wake. Fortunately for them, the airbags are fitted, and work really well, so they walk away from the crash completely unscathed.
They then sue, receive a massive payout and live happily ever after in a massive house with other previous prime ministers sitting on red leather benches.
The end.

I dont think there is any 'left' in the current crop of Tory MPs lol

 

[prestonc]

I dont think there is any 'left' in the current crop of Tory MPs lol

Love it

 

[Toomanyloti]

I had to look up "Liz" to figure out what the initial post was about.

As an American, I'm curious why the UK has, since David Cameron, gone through more PM's than usual. I can't even keep up with who the PM is anymore.

Its probably due to each ones conscience over weighing the tyranny they are dealing out. There's only so much they can do without going crazy with guilt.

Lets not get into that Potato you guys are having to put up with across the pond!!!! Mind blowing.

 

[EspritGuy]

It's quite simple.
There's been a parts shortage for some time now. All UK prime ministers have been rushed out with left hand drive parts instead of their correct right hand drive parts, just to get them on the road.
This is fine for the short term, but they soon start getting confused and they end up driving on the wrong side of the road. Then they crash, leaving a trail of devastation and destruction in their wake. Fortunately for them, the airbags are fitted, and work really well, so they walk away from the crash completely unscathed.
They then sue, receive a massive payout and live happily ever after in a massive house with other previous prime ministers sitting on red leather benches.
The end.

Is this the long sought Red Interior scene?

 

[RENDERMAN]

But we had comedy, now we don't even have that...

True that, I miss John Carlin...