It sounds to me like you aren't interested in the car for how it drives, from a literal dynamics perspective, and rather are interested in what relative status it confers.
Sure, it might be a 3%-5% difference in outright acceleration compared to an Evora GT / GT410, meaning it's roughly equivalent in performance to the Evora 400 (as was the explicit target I believe), and your response is to declare it a completely non-performing turd? "Nothing" to back up the looks despite it being a 400hp semi-exotic sports car?
Why, because what you crave is the special status (and very minor performance bump) connected with a GT or R model? This honestly seems like a personal issue, not a problem with the vehicle. The Emira FE is designed to be the street/touring version, not the raw sport model which will come later.