Ha! I know you're kidding, but seriously.. I'm here because I do love Lotus, the Emira, and this community! I hope to own an Emira one day, but for now I'm still in the honeymoon phase with my Evora GT. Absolutely loving every second and a smile hasn't left my face for the last 2 weeks. Going to my first C&C with it this weekend and getting the Cup2s mounted next week. I have lots of plans and need to create a journal here whenever I have time. I'm out of town through Sunday, but I'll block some time early next week to create a thread.